Fortunately, unfortunately

Yesterday my new little granddaughter, June Elise was born.  Fortunately, today I visited her in the hospital and had my turn to hold her.  Unfortunately, I heard a few toots and smelled that smell.  Diaper change time!  Our family joking says, "She who holds her changes her."  So I gamely began to change her.  Alas, unfortunately, June was not done.  Fortunately I had laid her back in her little infant bed. Unfortunately, her runny little poo-poo dripped down the bed sheet.  Fortunately, I had wipes. Unfortunately, the wipe package was emptied before June was emptied.  Fortunately, her mommy found another package.  Unfortunately, I had trouble opening them.  Fortunately, June was happy to lay quietly while I figured it out. Unfortunately, we got poo poo on her little socks.  Fortunately, we had another pair so I gave her back to her mommy all sweet smelling, dry, and warm.